Mean Street: New Motorola CEO, Welcome to My Pain
What do CEOs say to each other in private? Mean Street intercepted an (imaginary) email sent this morning by Merrill Lynch CEO John Thain to Sanjay Jha, newly appointed co-CEO of Motorola.
Dear Sanjay,
Many congratulations on your new job–and welcome to our ranks. It is a rare privilege to be CEO of a desperate company.
I’ve been at it now for almost nine months at Merrill Lynch, and I’ve learned a thing or two that you might find useful.
I hate to start on a sour note, but Monday’s announcement could have been handled better. Your arrival at Motorola was trumpeted a bit too loudly.
“A stunning win for Motorola,” cheered the Wall Street analysts. And your recruitment alone added more than $2 billion to the market value of Motorola.




